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WHO OWNS A MAN IN REALITY????



Who really owns a man? His mother or Wife? Mother: my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1 year Wife: he sucks mine now & sucked it for more than 5 years and still sucking Mother: i carried him for 9 months Wife: he was only 3.5kg, so whats big deal? i carry him every night and he has 85kg now Mother: he passed between my legs Wife: ahaaaaaaaa...........he only passed there once., he stays in between my legs like everday.
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